Wednesday, February 01, 2006

See?!?! Doing taxes can be fun!

I am getting all federal and state income tax that was withheld in 2005 fully refunded. That totals $860. Too bad Social Security and Medicare taxes are not also refunded to me. You know....since those programs will be bankrupt by the time I could use them. That would have been another $326. I could have invested it, started up my own personal Social Security program. Or it could have covered one month's rent AND allowed a trip to the dollar store to purchase one item. Like a cheese grater. I don't imagine a $1 cheese grater would be that nice though. It would probably rust quickly and be dull. So now it has to be thrown out and you don't have a good cheese grater and basically wasted the $1. Thanks for nothing government.

Current song: "Exploder" by Audioslave

(Note: The first person to make a joke about "sharp" cheese loses all respect.)

1 Comments:

  • Cheese is like life... Sometimes it's yellow, sometimes it's white; some times it's tasty and good at night. Sometimes it's holy, some times it's sharp; sometimes it's just cheese.

    Oh, and congrats on doing your taxes... I guess...

    By Blogger Lost Minutes, at 10:53 AM  

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